Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #3365
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
Quote #4676
I was in love with loving.
Quote #3958
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Quote #13190
Victory has a thousand fathers; defeat is an orphan.
Quote #9546
No flower of art ever fully blossomed save it was nourished by tears of...
Quote #19822
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
Quote #16168
We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #30020
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...