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Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
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Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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Everyone is the age of their heart.
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All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers’ document it is...
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The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
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is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...