Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #32701
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #17483
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #17385
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
Quote #7696
Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was...
Quote #2371
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #26761
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An...