Quote #1361
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
Quote #16619
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the...
Quote #28300
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
Quote #1491
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Quote #6121
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #13982
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
Quote #29930
No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.