Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #11234
A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #21927
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment...
Quote #21004
Only cowards insult dying majesty.
Quote #32832
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #24724
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.