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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
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You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
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I am never afraid of what I know.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
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There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
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Look who?s standing if you please, ?though you tried to bring me to my...