Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #3938
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #2319
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with...
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #4387
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #18299
We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
Quote #12738
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
Quote #33002
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #17523
If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
Quote #26144
Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.