Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #30893
Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.
Quote #33419
But pain… seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #6544
Jenny replied to this with a bitterness which might have surprized a judicious person,...
Quote #6954
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season...
Quote #13446
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Quote #18428
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Quote #21227
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...