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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
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Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
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Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
Quote #6143
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or...
Quote #16634
Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours...