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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
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Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the...
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Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
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He who comes first, eats first.
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You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other...
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We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he...
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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...