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Only fools are positive.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Live like you can look any man in the eye and tell him to...
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As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...
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Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
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We should manage our fortunes as we do our health – enjoy it when...
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It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
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Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...