Quote #33001
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #32427
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #5685
Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
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If, after all, men cannot always make history have meaning, they can always act...
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #16473
Fascism is capitalism plus murder.
Quote #7554
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #28155
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
Quote #20603
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...