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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has...
Quote #13870
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is...
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Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #25468
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #15926
He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Quote #16593
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...