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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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I’ve come to believe that each of us has a personal calling that’s as...
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Because systems of mass communication can communicate only officially acceptable levels of reality, no...
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War is always the same. It is young men dying in the fullness of...
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