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As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...
Quote #21501
There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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We all live with the objective of being happy, our lives are all different...
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #18292
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
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We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.
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There are no clear paths. Only pitfalls and tripwires and darkness.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.