Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
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Everyone is in business for himself, for he is selling his services, labor or...
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #15476
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
Quote #3171
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
Quote #19940
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #4904
This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a...