Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #3034
The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
Quote #11177
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Quote #23394
A lie told often enough becomes truth.
Quote #21383
Live the questions.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #12771
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
Quote #27290
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly...
Quote #28852
Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.