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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.