Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #5082
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
Quote #17184
I thought to myself, ‘I am wiser than this man neither of us knows...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #6920
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #6293
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #33014
Progress always involves risk you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #20335
Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...