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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart...
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Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
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Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #20813
O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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The gods help them that help themselves.
Quote #21590
What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
Quote #21171
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...