Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Quote #28432
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Quote #12763
God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee.
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #20761
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #8709
God gives us memory so that we may have roses in December.
Quote #8091
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Quote #21075
The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...