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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...
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If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...
Quote #2377
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
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To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12745
God conceals himself from the mind of man, but reveals himself to his heart.
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For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of...
Quote #25157
One cannot fix one’s eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for...