Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
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When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
Quote #4042
The person who knows “how” will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #20865
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #9405
Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed,...
Quote #16515
It is not what they take away from you that counts. It’s what you...
Quote #34418
Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals but enjoy to the full...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...