Quote #34823
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #3427
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Quote #30361
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Quote #11368
Blind belief is dangerous.
Quote #16209
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
Quote #7205
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.