Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #3686
My teen angst has a body count.
Quote #10357
When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #31744
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Quote #21253
Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always...
Quote #4838
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...