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Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a...
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #8895
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming...
Quote #17010
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
Quote #18406
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6684
By keenly confronting the enigmas that surround us, and by considering and analysing the...
Quote #16751
I’m not a teacher only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I...
Quote #5839
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to...