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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to...
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A kind word is like a spring day.
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I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
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Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...