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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
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Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
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A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
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If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is...
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How do you tell a communist Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin....
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...