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People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
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It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really...
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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
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God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less...
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...