Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Max Lerner Quote #29517 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
Al Franken Quote #33821 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Quote #21143 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...
A. A. Milne Quote #2421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an...
Marquis de Sade Quote #27075 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...
Tom Wilson, from comic strip "Ziggy" Quote #10770 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Frederick the Great Quote #16004 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Quote #26600 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Success is not final, failure is not fatal it is the courage to continue...
Unknown Quote #13694 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.