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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
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Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Quote #20644
No man is ever old enough to know better.
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Quote #13814
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...