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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I...
Quote #5749
He who has never failed somewhere. . . that man can not be great.
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself – and you are...
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There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which...
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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...