Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #4049
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote #5328
The only time you ever run out of chances is when you stop taking...
Quote #19925
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #21579
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #25626
Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
Quote #29365
When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we...
Quote #23295
I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....