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A hedge between keeps friendship green.
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
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Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.
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We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...