Quote #13225
Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #28604
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #14247
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #19829
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Quote #1298
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
Quote #22455
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Quote #11897
Live to the point of tears.