Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #18916
Never complain and never explain.
Quote #9336
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
Quote #17961
In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The...
Quote #19963
True happiness… arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self.
Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #12558
I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.