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In so far as the mind is stronger than the body, so are the...
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Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
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Einstein said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but I don’t know–maybe not...
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...