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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
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It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
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They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer...
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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
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The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
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Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you...
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.