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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
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1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Quote #4933
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
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Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary...
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If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common...
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Too much rest is rust.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...
Quote #2227
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.