Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #5692
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Quote #6576
Art is the most intense form of individualism that the world has known.
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #5463
You try to give away what you want yourself.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #9157
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Quote #30254
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...