Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #24648
The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing...
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #5060
O, I am slain!
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #9388
There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide,...
Quote #2073
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss...
Quote #21713
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...