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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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It is as painful perhaps to be awakened from a vision as to be...
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You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
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If one looks with a cold eye at the mess man has made of...
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in...
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #10780
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.