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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #7835
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
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Earth has nothing more tender than a woman’s heart when it is the abode...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a...
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A generation of men is like a generation of leaves; the wind scatters some...
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.