Quote #2945
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #1292
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Quote #17552
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #21630
An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much...
Quote #12005
It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered...
Quote #26963
We need not think alike to love alike.
Quote #26672
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.