Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #25104
Hear the other side.
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Quote #22791
Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #29059
Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.
Quote #2264
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #29325
Surely God causes the seed and the stone to sprout He brings forth the...
Quote #16143
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.