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Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
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Getting there isn’t half the fun – it’s all the fun.
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
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It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
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Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
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Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
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You are in the process of being indoctrinated. We have not yet evolved a...
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By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...