Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #28765
When salvation is viewed as man’s program, it is left up to man as...
Quote #15428
I will govern my life and thoughts as if the whole world were to...
Quote #34877
1. Never tell everything at once.
Quote #33421
My home is not a place, it is people.
Quote #28962
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #1420
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Quote #3647
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...