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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #18208
Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing...
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Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.