Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #32619
Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...
Quote #23020
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #24494
Let every man look before he leaps.
Quote #22215
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #27496
Meditation is the soul’s perspective glass.
Quote #13943
Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff...
Quote #2318
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.