Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #23750
Differences in political opinion are as unavoidable as, to a certain point, they may...
Quote #489
God is love, but get it in writing.
Quote #34018
Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Quote #1048
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Quote #13481
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so...
Quote #30881
Better be quarreling than lonesome.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #32249
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.